Abby Bland
Kansas City Poet. Comedian. Storyteller.
Hi there! I’m Abby.
I write poems, tell jokes, perform solo shows, and occasionally use giant monsters and raccoons as metaphors for the human condition. I create experiences that explore all the weird ways we try to make sense of being Human™.
I perform at festivals, theaters, universities, and anywhere people are willing to gather and feel something together. I also work as a teaching artist, helping others find their own voice through writing, performance, and a healthy appreciation for the absurd.
3x Best Poet in KC
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2x Best of Venue KC Fringe
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2025 He[art]land Arts Fellow
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2025 St Louis Spirit of the Fringe
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3x Best Poet in KC 〰️ 2x Best of Venue KC Fringe 〰️ 2025 He[art]land Arts Fellow 〰️ 2025 St Louis Spirit of the Fringe 〰️
What I Do
Award-winning solo shows, spoken word performances, stand-up comedy, festivals, literary events, colleges, and community programs.
Performances
Engaging writing, creativity and performance workshops for schools, universities, nonprofits, conferences, and community organizations.
workshops
Talks that blend storytelling, humor, poetry, and practical insight to explore creativity, resilience, and the power of connection.
Keynotes
Previously Worked With
Jamie Campbell, Comedian
“Smart, unapologetic, and thoughtful.”
“Voices like Bland’s are vital, encouraging audiences to celebrate uniqueness and embrace authenticity.”
“Abby’s energy and enthusiasm are contagious! ”
Karen Staehling, KC Fringe 2024
“A Standout Performer.”
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Connect With My Work
My Substack is a monthly-ish update with thoughts on creativity, storytelling, and whatever strange thing I'm currently obsessed with.
Let’s Work Together
I'm always looking for opportunities to perform, teach, speak, write, and collaborate with people who believe stories can change the way we see the world.
If that sounds like you, let's talk.
